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A caring and dedicated guy who isn’t selfish. A cool person that is funny at some times but smells like shit. It smells like he hasn’t showered his whole life and lives in the dumpster behind Taco Bell.
Guy 1: Ayy, have you have you seen Mustell?
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s in that trash can behind Taco Bell.
Mustell by Knowledgeable. April 9, 2020
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Mis*tell Mistold, Mistelling
Abbreviated: mt

To tell erroneously.

Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.
"I'm sorry, I don't know any Bob. Is this a mistell?"

"Ack, sorry, mt."
mistell by cdat16 November 30, 2004

Mustelidous 

adj. Long, wiry and muscular build prone to squirming and writhing, similar to the build of the order mustelidae, consisting of weasels, ferrets and badgers.
This mustelidous baby is gonna squirm right outta my hands!

- Is your baby fat?

- No, he's pretty mustelidous, long and strong.
Mustelidous by Phat Ballz April 19, 2017

Mosteller 

A woman with a strong mindset and determination to succeed. She is also very attractive with a good head her shoulders.
Mosteller the IB kid
Mosteller by sanctify February 4, 2009

Aidan Mosteller 

The most epic person at Carrboro High School. Aidan also loves to swim!
Micro: Hey, Aidan

Aidan Mosteller: OTAY!

Mustelidae 

Badgers, otters and things like weasels and stoats
The mammal survey, absolutely, I'm leading the rodent aspect of it, Bristol are doing Mustelidae."

Mosteller 

To Mosteller is to parade yourself around like you have a real effect on people's lives, when really you represent no one from your home state. Someone who is self-centered and concerned only with themselves. Usually resulting from their participation in beauty contests, they contend that they are important, while they really are worthless. Sense of self-importance usually comes from their relation to a politician.
Brooke Mosteller is convinced that people care about her life after she won the beauty contest, but there are much more important things than who won Miss SC.
Mosteller by Terry25494 December 18, 2013
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