Mustas 

Mustas, short for musty feet.

Person 1: bruh did you see that dude?!

Person 2: yeah he had right nasty mustas.

Mustas by Lee Notaf June 8, 2022

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.

"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Mustafa Camel Analtürk by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

Mustafi 

An object that is does not do anything or just stands in the field.

He is just mustafi.

Mustafi by 14236897546 February 26, 2018

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash 

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Mustache Fairy 

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

Mustache Fairy by iBetty February 4, 2012