mustass
"That shit stain on your upper lip looks like a mustache" or conversely, "that mustache looks like a 'mustass'".
mustass by Satan Spacemonkey September 3, 2007
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mustashe ride
When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure
mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005
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mustass • mustansir • Mustansar • mustabshira • Mustahsan • moustass • moustassination • mushass • mushtass • mustabshir
tim allen's mustasche
tim allen's mustasche by D Sting August 8, 2006
Mustansir
He's a kind and funny person . He loves spreading happiness and make people laugh . He's a determined and hardworking personality. You'd be lucky if you know a mustansir .
moustassination
The removal of a truly grand moustache. Removed by any means that destroy the integrity of the epicness off the moustache. Light trimming does not count.
moustassination by Val, No! Not that Val! August 7, 2010
Mustashing
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*
-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!
*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*
-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!
*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*
-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012
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