mustass

The brown stain above the upper lip left over from feltching.

"That shit stain on your upper lip looks like a mustache" or conversely, "that mustache looks like a 'mustass'".

by Satan Spacemonkey September 3, 2007

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mustansir

The Goat 🐐

Mustansir is the best in the world 🌎

by Anonymous_-_ November 22, 2021

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006

Mustansir

He's a kind and funny person . He loves spreading happiness and make people laugh . He's a determined and hardworking personality. You'd be lucky if you know a mustansir .

Be happy you know a mustansir.

by Hemi5566 November 25, 2021

moustassination

The removal of a truly grand moustache. Removed by any means that destroy the integrity of the epicness off the moustache. Light trimming does not count.

Paul shaved off his crazy, bushy 'stache, thereby comitting moustassination.

by Val, No! Not that Val! August 7, 2010

Mustashing

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012