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masshole merge 

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.
That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt
Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:

1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently

A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill

He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman

The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour

Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole

massholes 

crazy Mass. driver, or any other person from Mass. (Term usually used by people in NH)
massholes by wickedNH February 6, 2004
1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
masshole by proud masshole December 6, 2004

pussyhole 

a guy who does not behave like a man.
back of yuh raasclat pussyhole or mi a go bloodclat kill yuh!
pussyhole by pussyfinder July 25, 2003

massholes 

People who come from/born in mass.
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys
That car just hit scotty's 90 year old blind grandmother and didn't even stop. Those massholes!
massholes by christopher mayhew December 12, 2006
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