Skip to main content

Muskovite 

A sycophant who thinks Elon Musk is a genius in all things simply because he's a very wealthy, successful businessman.
(1) The Muskovites are turning against Ukraine simply because the Mollusk tweeted that we should give Russia big parts of the country. (2) Only a true Muskovite would be thrilled by the fugliness of the Cybertruck.
Muskovite by GB Snoopy October 23, 2022
A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.
- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Tesla car and SpaceX rocket.

- Wow, they must be stupid.
muskite by October 30, 2023

Rachel Leah Moskovitz

A generaly bouncy curly little potato
Rachel Leah Moskovitz is jumping on rocks. again.
Rachel Leah Moskovitz by God1014 February 3, 2010

White Muscovite 

{noun}

a cocktail of vodka, cream or milk, and Starbucks cream liquor.
I've devised a bastardized White Russian. Milk, vodka, and Starbucks Cream liquor. Served chilled of course. I call it a White Muscovite.
White Muscovite by Tsarstepan December 21, 2012
Moscovites, much like lemmings, meaninglessly march to their deaths.
Moscovite by dosboss May 27, 2023

Muskavitch 

A person in my history class that eats stuff like pens and likes to do lots of shit.
Joe was acting like a Muskavitch at lunch.
Muskavitch by nX September 29, 2003