The one true religion, Muskanity is a religion of love, forgiveness, and science.
Its countless believers are members of the Holy Galactic Church. They praise the Lord Elon Musk daily and the Holy Simulator.
To them, everything Elon does is a blessing to mankind: his quest of making Mars and Earth better places inspire them.
Short sellers: "How are we going to vanquish Elon, when he has the Church of Muskanity backing him with memes and supporting him in every way? Arrrrrrgggggghhhh fuccck"
In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.
Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!
A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.
- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Teslacar and SpaceX rocket.
The grass lawn in front of the Seattle court house. One of the dirtiest places known to man, which is odd considering the fact that it is square in the middle of downtown.
It is called Muskatel Meadows because of the cheap alcohol that is consumed by 100% of the homeless that lurk around there at all hours of the day.
Nobody but homeless people stick a foot in the area for fear of extreme panhandling.
If you are walking from downtown Seattle to a Mariners game at safeco, be sure to take a quick glimpse at Muskatel Meadows. Just make sure you're on the prefontaine fountain side of the street.