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musketards 

a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.
chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?

sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..
musketards by fineva February 3, 2010

Musktard 

An asshole who is so obsessed with Elon Musk, this is all they talk about with no regard as to how no one gives a shit, jamming him into conversations from every angle.
Man, all he does is go to r/elonmusk and rant on and on about Elon, he's such a Musktard!!
Musktard by Klaatu9898 August 26, 2020

Mustardstaine 

'Dude look at that mustardstaine play guitar.'
Mustardstaine by peirateis July 13, 2009

mustardswrath 

A fire content creator on tiktok who is in the best clan ever
Dude 1: Bro Mustardswrath is fire!
Dude 2: ikr!
mustardswrath by cooluserkid12345 October 19, 2021

Musketurd 

Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes
Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds
Musketurd by Musketurds July 7, 2018
A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.
Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
mustards by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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