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firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.
"those mustards are such bitches"
A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.
Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.
Mustards by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011

The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.
I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.
The Devil's Mustards by maskedrolla December 31, 2017

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

spoon the mustard 

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.
You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard