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Mushroom headed warrior

In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.

mushroom headed piss stump 

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

mushroom headed piss stump 

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger 

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword 

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

purple headed mushroom tattoo 

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.