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Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022
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Mushroom headed warrior

In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.
by Samandcori May 3, 2006
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mushroom headed piss stump

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.
by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
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mushroom headed piss stump

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.
by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
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Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
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purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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