Murhf 

Is a fine man , that has kindness ,and if funny , if you every go against he’s family your relationship states will change

Hey murhf how are you

🗣️: I’m good what about you 😏😉

Murhf by By Emily. November 8, 2022

murf 

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

murf by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

Murfle 

Verb, singular. onomatopoeia. The sound made by someone speaking in a muffled or blurred manner.

John said "murfle murfle murfle Haven." I'm not sure what he meant.

Example 2:
John said "murfle murfle murfle the kids." I think we're going to Wal-Mart.

Murfle by Atayodea Mi August 16, 2010

muhfugga 

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.

They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.

muhfugga by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Muhfuckin' 

When you're too lazy to write motherfucking or want to sound more ghetto.

"She was too muhfuckin' lazy, didn't do shit. So I shoved her ass off the couch and made her do shit."

Muhfuckin' by AwkwardPersonThing October 21, 2014

Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.

There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.

Murfdirt by Nic Cage January 22, 2010

murhand 

The wet sensation of your balls slapping against her asshole.

Damn I love how you murhand me!

murhand by gallahad13 March 13, 2018