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A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.
There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.
by Nic Cage January 22, 2010
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