gallahad13's definitions

murhand

The wet sensation of your balls slapping against her asshole.

Damn I love how you murhand me!

by gallahad13 March 13, 2018

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017

MothCock

When you haven't had a good blowy in a long time

Damn I've got a MothCock right now.

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022

MetaZoodoo

Someone with a crippling addiction to the popular trading card game MetZoo

Dude your being a real metazoodoo

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022

BackwoodCavity

When your sister spits her dip in to the tip of my cock.

Damn baby you give the best BackwoodCavitys in the whole town.

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022

Migmag

A person you'd rather never associate with unless they'll stolen your last MTNDew and your trying to get close enough to smell there breath.

Dude I think my brother might be a Migmag imma try and find out.

by gallahad13 March 17, 2022

MeatySpoge

Cum as viscose as toxic sludge.

Wow you've got some MeatySpoge.

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022