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Statement Muppet kind use to discriminate against people who overthink the premises of Muppet culture
"Waldorf is a Muploid for not approving of Kermit's last act"
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A pejorative term for a jihadist Muslim who is unwilling to become peacefully and tolerantly assimilated into European and American societies.
Q: How do you persuade a musloid to renounce Medieval thinking and join the 21st century?

A: You don't.
musloid by Wilson S Leningrad October 10, 2011
An assortment of different races and nationalities unified through their belief of an intolerant, fascist, totalitarian, supremacist, violent, deiceitful, draconian, conspiracist death cult.

At least half of these people are inbred thanks to a tradition of cousing marriage that creates progeny with a low IQ and a high likelyhood of genetic defects, with fragile egos and violent tendencies.

They become the leading criminal forces in whichever country they swarm to. Not only do they control the drugs trade in their local areas, but they are expert counterfeiters, insurance fraudsters and money launderers. Musloids actively target indigenous, non-Musloid, women for rape and sexual abuse in order to satiate their depraved sexual lust.

These creatures are noteable for the exorbitant breeding, to produce more Musloid footsoldiers in their attempt overun the country with their kind.

Musloid are for the most part, militarily inferior to non-Muslims, as such the last thing they wish to participate is in formal warfare. Which is why terrorism, proxy wars, dawah, love jihad, chemical jihad, civilization jihad and other such methods that rely on deception and duplicity for the greater jihad on all non-Muslims.

Without indirect confrontation which they would be utterly destroyed and driven back to mud huts and camel riding. Never to bother anyone again.
evil muslim barbarian sedition fifth column invader liar thief rapist inferior subhuman cheat deciever Musloid
Musloid by Daimou October 19, 2011
Used to replace "Mobile Upload" with one easy word. Most commonly referred to when using Facebook's phone to internet picture uploading service.
"I just muploaded a picture of my car stuck in a snowbank."

"Look at me! I'm on a boat! I've gotta mupload this..."
Mupload by Rusty Fitz July 24, 2009
An abbreviation often referring to Facebook's uploading software found on smartphones. Self-obsessed Facebookers and J.A.P.py girls tend to love this function, as well as term.

Pictures can either be:
A) Hysterical: Large woman with a small shirt in public.
B) Whorish: Uploader sends mirror photo of him or herself before they go out partying.
C) Drunk: Blurry, out-of-focus photo that seems like a good idea when the Uploader is drunk. Often accompanied by a drunk caption.
Drunk AEPhi girl: OMG, I NEED TO SEND A MUPLOAD TO FBOOOKKKKK
*Wasted girls pose with boobs out, clutching BlackBerrys and holding red Solo cups*
Drunk AEPhi girl's caption: Outttt with maaaaa grilllssssss love yaaa phi baebzzzZ ,..<3
Mupload by ObserverOfGals January 21, 2011
A Muplord is an individual who takes ineptitude, malcoordination (Muppetry) to high and elevated levels, thus making them deserving of ridicule
Dude 1, whilst trying to drink from his beer and piss at the same time, falls over in urinal therefore spraying his own piss all over his prostrate form as well as aforementioned beer.

Dude 2 (pointing severely at the stricken fool): Muplord !!!
Muplord by Theo HBomb June 14, 2007
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