Mundposter

Someone who posts every mundane event in their lives on social media

guy: "Love looking at my neighbors' trees on my morning run!"

"Just finished unclogging my sink!"

"fuck this website just took so long to load!"

"..."
everyone else: "I don't have time for this fucking mundposter!"

Mundposter by 1d3sy9hrab13 December 19, 2020

Manposter

This is a male homo sapien with the brain of a young boy. Further, this creature completely lacks impuse control and in some cases, demonstrates sociopathic behavior.

Isobel thought she was dating a successful peer-but when the oaf was caught in a terrible lie, she quickly realized that she had wasted her time with a low life manposter

Manposter by immelinda January 21, 2019

Murdoster 

A portmanteau of both murderer and imposter, where someone has not only been proven to have murdered someone in some way, but also having taken on someone else's life, appearance, and ego. Both deeds don't have to be related to each other in order for a person to be a murdoster.

An example of this word being used in a sentence are as follows:
It could be used as a condensation of murderer and imposter, having the same uses as both simultaneously would entail: You murdoster! You not only killed someone in cold blood, but you also impersonated someone to cover your tracks.

Murdoster by TheWordDev9 September 11, 2018

mundster mash 

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.

Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!

mundster mash by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019