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Mum's
1. "Mum's" I did the dishes.
2. "Mum's" I didn't tell the teacher.
3. "Mum's" I swear I didn't do it.
2. "Mum's" I didn't tell the teacher.
3. "Mum's" I swear I didn't do it.
Mum's by Mark-My-Words May 3, 2022
mum's the word
mum's the word by Venera December 22, 2005
mum's the word
keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)
mum's the word by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010
mum’s best
When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.
mum’s best by Bun Police August 25, 2022
Ya mum's a sparky
A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.
Ya mum's a sparky by dogtrue August 8, 2020
Say Mum's
Say Mum's by UrbanSuctionary March 19, 2017
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