Mullery

Word used to describe a girl who smells like a badger or has feet which smell like Koi Karp.

Dude1: "Dude, you see that girl! She's totally Mullery she is!"

Dude2: "That's your mum that is"

by First rule of smash bros October 19, 2009

Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

mullered

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.

I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.

by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004

Tyler Muller

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.

Tyler Muller is E :)

by This is just a joke boi November 5, 2019

Mallery

A very beautiful girl. Has brown hair and big brown eyes. Is a little insecure. Has many friends and big boobs.

Look at mallery over there. She is so beautiful.

by hellothereloveeee April 1, 2010

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi

Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1

by Droit May 25, 2023