A new religion based off the sappy
Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord'
s Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).
Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM
EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a
Mormon homemaker.