Mullenism 

Nick Mullen's ideology, which is a part of the Dirtbag Left.

Nick Mullen? His comedy special makes me think that Mullenism is more complex than I thought.

Mullenism by The3rdBoeJiden December 4, 2023

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Millenium Force Braids 

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

Millenium Force Braids by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

New Millenium Cyanide Christ 

A kickass song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.

Duuude you should listen to Meshuggah's New Millenium Cyanide Christ. Epic song.

New Millenium Cyanide Christ by FuckedUpDrummer July 1, 2016

cullenism 

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.

Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

cullenism by R.Pattz December 22, 2008

Mulderism 

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

Mulderism by chilli ring November 5, 2009

Millenispeak 

Millenispeak: (n) mə-lĕn′ē-spēk

"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"

So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.

Millenispeak by Pogueca January 17, 2018