mullenium 

Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.

Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!

mullenium by QuacksO February 13, 2024

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Millenium Force Braids 

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

Millenium Force Braids by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

Millennium gangster 

People between the ages of 15-25 who act extremely hard for white suburbanites. They act as if they are "about that life" but in actuality they have most likely never been in a fight. The hard knock life they portray is a complete fallacy and is most likely an over compensation for a lack of self-confidence. They will continue to make Facebook posts about people who are "bout to catch wreck", however when they are confronted face to face with the situation, they will immediately try to "talk it out"'

Did you see the millennium gangster in the store wearing the snap back and skinny jeans start crying when the lady caught him stealing and told him if he didn't put the stuff back she was gonna get her son to beat his ass.

Millennium gangster by Live from the 3-6 May 12, 2016

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space 

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.

'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space by armageddon ham March 30, 2021

Millennium baby 

A baby born in the year 2000

"Amanda Is a millennium baby because she was born in 2000"

Millennium baby by JosephineRamirez July 6, 2016

New Millenium Cyanide Christ 

A kickass song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.

Duuude you should listen to Meshuggah's New Millenium Cyanide Christ. Epic song.

New Millenium Cyanide Christ by FuckedUpDrummer July 1, 2016