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Part of Speech: Verb
Pronunciation: Myoo-keet
Definition: Mukeet refers to the act of taking a large, unpleasant bowel movement while at the office or workplace. This term is colloquial and humorous, typically used to describe a particularly significant or discomforting instance of defecation that occurs during work hours, It implies a sense of urgency or discomfort associated with the need to relieve oneself while in a professional setting.
After eating that spicy burrito for lunch, I had to mukeet as soon as I got back to the office.
Mukeet by chewmanneverhandles March 12, 2024
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Muqeet is the best person you will come across. He is a handsome, smart, friendly guy. It's always good to have a Muqeet in your life because he can change lifes. He is the best boyfriend material ever. Trust me!!!
Muqeet is very nice and sweet.
Muqeet by therealnamer999 May 3, 2021
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mukletyduck 

The shag carpet that is different colors and different lengths is a carpet that is kind of mukletyduck.
mukletyduck by kjabdr June 16, 2010
Someone or something that is totally unexpected.
Shocking amazing or just playin old scary but most true and honest nonetheless.
Some thing not to be messed with.
Someone awesome but with a temper problem.
person : Did that guy just jump out of the car ??

other person : oh that's so Muqeet .........
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mckeethian 

Average Ralph R. McKee student. It is an alternative for seagulls.
You: Look at that kid. Is he from Curtis or McKee?
Bystander: He's a mckeethian!
mckeethian by TheFirstMckeethian November 30, 2022
great guy, struggles with texting and making coherent sentences
"that text makes no sense, must be muneet"
muneet by boohoorawmonster November 30, 2017
An phrase used during an irregular event involving a mukith
"Oh a mukith is rding a cow over the moon", "MUKYEET!!!"
Mukyeet by mukith miah August 1, 2018
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