Mukami 

This is everyone's yellow. She is the perfect girlfriend and will always support you in whatever you do. She always sees the good in everyone. If you manage to gain a Mukami in your life, there are a few things you need to do.

1: Always protect them. They are delicate and need love and appreciation to thrive. They are usually facing hardship in private, and might not openly show it. Love them with everything you have.

2: Never hurt them. This seems similar to the 1st, but it's not. Breaking their trust will hurt so bad you will want to kill yourself. Never do it.

3. Take things slowly. She is open to things and new experiences, she just needs to feel comfortable first. Show her your delicate side first and everything will come after. (And I mean...everything! They tend to be very freaky)

4. Know her boundaries and respect them!

Person 1: "Yeah I have a new wife. She's everything I've dreamed of in a girl"

Person 2: "Sounds like you bagged yourself a Mukami"

Mukami by sssunray December 21, 2020

Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.

Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.

Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011

Mukamel 

(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.

(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.

Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011

Teru Mikami 

Light's man-bitch in Death Note

That Teru Mikami is always obsessing over Light!

Teru Mikami by ImpishLove January 26, 2010

Mukai 

A synonym for utmost epicness.
Can be used to replace any word/action/names at any given time.
Can be used as a honorary title.

Washington St? More like "MUKAI" Street!

War Memorial? More like "MUKAI" Memorial!

How are you doing today, your Mukai-ness?

Mukai by dahpooks April 24, 2011

Teru Mikami 

Teru Mikami is a character in Death Note, who was chosen by Light Yagami to become Kira. Once he has the Death Note, he judges criminals and trades for the Shinigami eyes. He is loyal to Light (his God) till the very end, but commits suicide when he see's that Light has lost.

"Delete" Teru Mikami mutters as he writes more names in the Death Note.

Teru Mikami by Angel- December 29, 2010

Muzamil

A one of a kind individual who does not just care about himself but others around him. He has high standards when it comes to macking some biddie.

OMG is that a muzamil!!! tell him i wanna fuck

Muzamil by legitrimsss July 5, 2010