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Magatistical 

1. Literally the only fun branch of statistics, seeing as your trying to factor the probability of imposible things happening on a regular basis, and if the arithmatic, magitisctians can always summon imps to do their work and then go eat a really big meal, Unseen University alumni represent! (nas id vides, nas ne vides)
Jubilant funfest of magatistical proportions
Magatistical by LiquorTreater March 4, 2009

martist college ashgrove reppin 

martist college ashgrove reppin WOOO
Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.
Lesnar has to be in the top 10 Mmartists of all time.
Mmartist by splinter9 June 21, 2011
Martist is such an amazing guy to hang around with if u ever feel lonely he'll make your day better in a minute even he will encourage people he's like the prince charming that evry special cynderalla could have he will make u smile from ear to ear he say that he likes every part of a girl and he will treat them right
Hannah: What your dating martist?
Me: yeah why?
Hannah: I dont know
me; he said i have the most beuatiful personality ever hade
Martist by Kelsey445 March 8, 2020
A word that can come up from trying to distinguish "music-creators" from "visual-creators" artists without realizing the word musician exists.
"hi !! i noticed that u often refer 2 ppl who make music as "artists",,, this is smth ppl like me who draw things 4 a living have been trying to move away from. i recommend u refer to them as murtists!! thankx for understanding !!!"
murtist by loonminn July 22, 2021

Muantist 

A true love that will endure through the trials of bringing two people together that were destined to be together.
After month of fighting against the hearts call, the muantist finally succeeded.
Muantist by Mard Jonin October 7, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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