Mmartist

Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.

Lesnar has to be in the top 10 Mmartists of all time.

Mmartist by splinter9 June 21, 2011

martist college ashgrove reppin 

mca bra

martist college ashgrove reppin WOOO

martist college ashgrove reppin by my man!12423536787 October 16, 2008

Martist

Martist is such an amazing guy to hang around with if u ever feel lonely he'll make your day better in a minute even he will encourage people he's like the prince charming that evry special cynderalla could have he will make u smile from ear to ear he say that he likes every part of a girl and he will treat them right

Hannah: What your dating martist?
Me: yeah why?
Hannah: I dont know
me; he said i have the most beuatiful personality ever hade

Martist by Kelsey445 March 8, 2020

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

pokhanostasis (martistasis) by mar705 February 19, 2026