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Martist
Martist is such an amazing guy to hang around with if u ever feel lonely he'll make your day better in a minute even he will encourage people he's like the prince charming that evry special cynderalla could have he will make u smile from ear to ear he say that he likes every part of a girl and he will treat them right
Hannah: What your dating martist?
Me: yeah why?
Hannah: I dont know
me; he said i have the most beuatiful personality ever hade
Me: yeah why?
Hannah: I dont know
me; he said i have the most beuatiful personality ever hade
pokhanostasis (martistasis)
Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."
pokhanostasis (martistasis) by mar705 February 19, 2026
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