Martist

Martist is such an amazing guy to hang around with if u ever feel lonely he'll make your day better in a minute even he will encourage people he's like the prince charming that evry special cynderalla could have he will make u smile from ear to ear he say that he likes every part of a girl and he will treat them right

Hannah: What your dating martist?
Me: yeah why?
Hannah: I dont know
me; he said i have the most beuatiful personality ever hade

Martist by Kelsey445 March 8, 2020

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Martism 

When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded

Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism

Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019

Maristela 

A really humble girl who studies hard in school, yet may be a little claustrophobic. She is really nice, and most compatible with boys named Jeremy.

Hey, i wanna be like maristela!

Maristela by MEEPMEEP December 9, 2012

Neiman Marxist

A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusive Vegas nightclubs, espouses Marxist revolution, loves Che and/or anti-WTO protests, and claims empathy for the poor and oppressed as long as they don't move in next door. He or she will have traveled to a relatively safe city in the developing world with Starbucks, like Dubai, Buenos Aires, or Cape Town. Will have a piece of "ethnic" art in his or her condominium and/or suburban house in a gated community.

The border protest was attended by a group of Neiman Marxists who held signs and stayed back on the pavement.

Neiman Marxist by ranger47 February 17, 2009

Starbucks Marxist 

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.

The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.

Starbucks Marxist by Styxhexenhammer666 March 12, 2014

marista 

Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)

“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
“Yea SHES a Marista”

marista by mollyaej March 24, 2018