Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021

Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

by London_Girl January 12, 2010

bluffin' with my muffin

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

by professor michael August 18, 2010