Muffa Dick

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

Muffa Dick by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

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dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011

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dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

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dick muff

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.

"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."

dick muff by nickbest April 5, 2010

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A muffy dickpherson

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

A muffy dickpherson by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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