Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa's

An insincere douche bag, who probably got cheated on a lot. Is most likely a stupid drunk living at his dad's and can't keep anything but a grudge. Very oblivious, and prone to believing anything. Aka: mother fucka's.

Shania: Hey you hear about Kyle, his dog of a girl cheated on him. Lost his job too.

Alice: He is a Motha Fucka, him and his spider. Friggin' Muffa's

by ForeverAwesome January 16, 2011

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

by robyn cason January 24, 2008

blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

80's muff

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

by Julonce April 12, 2005

Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016