1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.
by raging GTL December 7, 2010
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