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muff ruffling 

a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
muff ruffling by Docks October 2, 2008

mufftruffle

a female with an unusually nice vagina (muff)
Sheri is such a mufftruffle!
mufftruffle by Sheri Cox May 20, 2005
When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.
Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!
Muffuffle by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023

Muffuffler 

A muzzle for the vagina /i.e. ; a qweef quieter.
I gave my girl a muffuffler for Christmas bcuz her pussy farts too loud!
Muffuffler by Stu Pididiot 1972 January 13, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026