A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.

Stupid polish muffit!

Muffit by Joey March 27, 2003

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muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

muffitis by Jason March 27, 2005

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muffitt

The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.

Look at that muffitt.

muffitt by 101500gurl February 27, 2017

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Muffitis

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.

He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.

Muffitis by Muffing July 26, 2018

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