Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Muffit

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.

Can I have a muffit of tea please?

by stotches March 22, 2011

Muffit

A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.

D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?

by Panarin February 26, 2021

Muffit

A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.

Stupid polish muffit!

by Joey March 27, 2003

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

muffitt

The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.

Look at that muffitt.

by 101500gurl February 27, 2017

Muffitis

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.

He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.

by Muffing July 26, 2018