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Muff'd

To completely screw up or otherwise botch something that can and/ or should be done in a more correct fashion
Guy 1: How did your presentation go in English class today?
Guy 2: Not good, I totally muff'd it
by Capo do tutti capi December 1, 2013
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muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
Check out that girls muff dong
by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005
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Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
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Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
by Cayk September 20, 2010
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muff dive

performing oral sex on a female
yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand
by matthew December 31, 2003
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