Muertoing

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Spanglish term for killing.

You are muertoing me!!!

Muertoing by La Mujer Jefe August 7, 2011

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merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Related Words

Muertoing • murting • merthing • merting • mertzing • metroing

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

mertzing by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

murting

Following someone in your vehicle closely to continue to pick up their transmitted Ipod signal via FM radio. Most transmitters have a decent range to them, so often times if your radio is set to the same station as the transmitter, you can pick it up from a good distance away.

I was murting this girl in a VW for at least 50 miles and she was jamming some DMB!

murting by jeffjeffjeff123 April 10, 2010

merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

merthing by dr eddie September 13, 2009

metroing

the act of riding the metro

joe and haley were metroing to the zoo

metroing by yosephyaghi September 29, 2009

Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

Murting by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026