Muertoing 

Spanglish term for killing.

You are muertoing me!!!

Muertoing by La Mujer Jefe August 7, 2011

merting 

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

mertzing by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

murting 

Following someone in your vehicle closely to continue to pick up their transmitted Ipod signal via FM radio. Most transmitters have a decent range to them, so often times if your radio is set to the same station as the transmitter, you can pick it up from a good distance away.

I was murting this girl in a VW for at least 50 miles and she was jamming some DMB!

murting by jeffjeffjeff123 April 10, 2010

merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

merthing by dr eddie September 13, 2009

metroing 

the act of riding the metro

joe and haley were metroing to the zoo

metroing by yosephyaghi September 29, 2009

Murting 

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

Murting by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024