Muddy Puddles
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Muddy Puddles by pholter February 23, 2024
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Jumping up and down in muddy puddles
When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Jumping up and down in muddy puddles by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
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Muddy Puddle
Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.
Muddy Puddle by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020
Muddy Puddle
Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
Muddy Puddle by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005
Muddy Puddle
An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
Muddy Puddle by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017
Muddy Puddle
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
Muddy Puddle by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020
Muddy Puddle
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
Muddy Puddle by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
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