Muddlefucked

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

Muddlefucked by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

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puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Related Words

Muddlefucked • CuddleFucked • fuddlefucked • muddlecocked • mugglefucked • puddle fucked • Muddle Fuck • Muddler Fucker • muddy fucked

CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

CuddleFucked by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddlefucked

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.

I just got cuddlefucked

cuddlefucked by kittenskitten June 7, 2016

mugglefucked

When person with great expertise in a subject matter is screwed over, hurt, or caused great frustration by a person with less experience or ability in the same subject matter.

Joe was just mugglefucked by Stephanie! She has no idea what she's doing, she's such a mugglefucker!

mugglefucked by iosnerd July 26, 2017

fuddlefucked

To fuck an entire group of clueless retards, while they still debate what to do next.

I came in the room and fuddlefucked everything. Whilst the group looked on in disarray.

German fuddlefick the emissions on my VW

fuddlefucked by Garage Slanger September 18, 2019

muddlecocked

An extreme state of confusion or disbelief. Shocked to the point of disorientation.

I was totally muddlecocked to find out that my sister's husband used to be a woman.

muddlecocked by Trixie2723 September 20, 2023

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