muddlecocked

An extreme state of confusion or disbelief. Shocked to the point of disorientation.

I was totally muddlecocked to find out that my sister's husband used to be a woman.

by Trixie2723 September 20, 2023

Muddlefucked

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019