Mud-slap 

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick

Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.

Mud-slap by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024

mud slap 

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

mud slap by Paul May 24, 2003

mud slap 

What I do to Paul nightly.

I just mud-slapped Paul like a whore.

mud slap by ry June 11, 2003

OG Mud Slap 

The sexual act of taking a shat between a girls tits and flattening it out like a pancake. after this act, you put in your hand a slap her in the face with great force.

I OG Mud Slapped my wife so hard last night.

OG Mud Slap by BigpoppaZ December 29, 2014

Sicilian Mud Slap 

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

Sicilian Mud Slap by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016

Colombian mud slap 

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

Colombian mud slap by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 3, 2009

Louisiana Mud Slap 

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

Louisiana Mud Slap by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018