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Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.
He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.
by fitofrage February 11, 2010
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mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014
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