Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.
Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.
by Gabounski January 27, 2005
Get the Mud Mittensmug. A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
by Hillairé June 26, 2005
Get the Michigan Mud Mittenmug.