Mucky Barn

When a man is giving anal, and quickly yanks his cock out of her asshole and cums all over her back, resulting in AIDS

Ok, I'll fuck you, just no mucky barns

by Zack Portr March 15, 2009

Muck Barn

the terms means to eat a girl out.

is your girlfriend going to make you muck barn tonight?
OMFG he mucked my barn so hard last night

by Abowdz December 1, 2011

Muck her barn

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.

After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn

by J. Kloos December 4, 2013

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

muck my barn

eating a vagina/bush out.

Travis Scott: I love you

Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy

by nukchung October 2, 2017

Muck Your Barn

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck

Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.

by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013

Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.

Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.

by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025