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Mr.douchebag 

A idiotic guy who is stupid and is a selfish jerk
a YFM song

a guy who wears sunglasses at 2:00AM
p: dear mr.douchebag
B: we all agree that

d: you are a dumbass
A: why can't you see that
Mr.douchebag by distro saphira April 30, 2023
Words you can keep

Mr. Douchebag 

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
Mr. Douchebag by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Mr. Douchebag 

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?
Mr. Douchebag by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

Mr. Douchebag 

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

Mr. Douchebag 

A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.

It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...

Mr. Douchebag 

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!

Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.
Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!
Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008
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