TimeIsntTicking's definitions

Taradiddle

Taradiddle means Bogus, Nonsense or a Lie. Also a slang for "I have a Dad/Girlfriend".

This word sounds so Taradiddle!
You having a girlfriend = taradiddle.

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

F

The English letter "F" can be used as a way to pay respects to fallen humans, and/or a stock market term for Ford Motor Company. (aka. Ford)

"Press F to pay respects."

"The stock for F has just went down by 5.6 percent!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Nerd

A Nerd is a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest and/or an unfashionable person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. Also the name for the popular meme emoji The Nerd. 🤓🤓🤓

"Mr. Teacher, did you forget about the homework?"

"NERD!!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Phonk

Phonk is distorted cowbell music, most known for being aggressive. It was popularized by people like KSLV Noh, Kordhell, and other Distorted Cowbell Phonk makers. Also means Innovation, Independence, Determination, Courage, Sincerity and/or Activity.

"Dude, this Phonk is crazy!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

🍆💦

"🍆💦" is an emoji way of saying "Ejaculate" or "Nutted". The Eggplant represents a Penis, and the Water Droplets represents Semen.

On Text:
"🍆💦 👅?"

"😏 👍"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022