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Mr Steal Yo Girl 

That guy that swoops in and takes ur girl at that exact moment you weren’t looking. He can be a close friend or someone you know through other people, but either way, you will hate him because you liked him before he stole yo girl.
It’s Mr steal yo girl

Damn that dude annoying
Mr Steal Yo Girl by shilsu September 10, 2019

Mr steal yo girl 

Eddie who?
Eddie eddie.
Awww mr steal yo girl?
Mr steal yo girl by Urbandtam. October 27, 2017

Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl

When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone
Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves

-later-

Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.

Mr. Stealyogirl 

What you call a fugly looking guy who's acting all hotshit.

Commonly used as an insult.
Person 1: "what do you know, it's Mr. Stealyogirl."
Person 2: "Hide your girl, or she's gonna end up in his basement!"
Mr. Stealyogirl: "That's right- wait what"
Mr. Stealyogirl by tabbyhorncatt September 23, 2023

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026