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Mr. Moran 

A homeless drug addicted ape that has constant autism attacks. He tends to spank his table with a back and forth motion like Hitler and during that process he screams SIMMER DOWN or ITS GETTING TOO LOUD IN HERE. He teaches about things he doesn´t understand. His car is a 1994 Honda with cardboard doors. He has made love to his computer which is also a 1994 windows -1. He currently has 3 computers due it.
Do we have Mr. Moran! Said Josh

Jumps off window....
Mr. Moran by Windows_10 April 11, 2019

Mr. Moran 

A teacher with a mop on his head that caresses his balls while looking straight into the eyes of a student raising their hand. He takes his clipboard and walks around the class while looking at the student with his hand up. He goes back to his desk, and finally calls on them.
Mr. Moran??? Really? That dude lives in the dumpster in the alleyway on 3rd Street.
Mr. Moran by Mr. Moran´s desk April 11, 2019

Mr.Moran 

A teacher that makes love to a clipboard.
YO! Mr.Moran moved his hand like hitler and screamed,"STOP THE TALKING".
Mr.Moran by Dean Dan December 13, 2018

Mr. Moran 

A homeless addict that pretends to be a teacher and constantly moves his hand back and fourth where his neck is while yelling "its to noisy" or "simmer down". when he is done having a seizure he goes on his windows computer and plays atari breakout
Mr. Moran lives in a dark alley.
Mr. Moran by Mrs. Jizel April 9, 2019

mr. moran 

Always says "Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"

He is a super nerdy tech geek who is engaged to his Windows computer. He is the only true God and rules his kingdom of computers and useless southern accent.
"Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"
mr. moran by BobbyTheChez November 9, 2017

Mr. Moran 

Simple... The only true god, He gives me as an individual, life. "Hey folks Mr. Moran here..."
I looked Upon Mr. Moran as his beautiful body buried me in beauty.
Mr. Moran by Mann Jeff 1238715249 November 9, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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