A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.
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Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
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When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
by RVJ forever April 29, 2019
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The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.
by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011
Get the Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch mug.A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
by D A Freestyle December 9, 2008
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He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live
When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys
Mr Jones loves kiddies
He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live
When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys
Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones
Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary
Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary
Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019
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