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Mr. Jones 

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Mr. Jones by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Mr. Jones Triple

When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
My girl Roberta was was cumming over the top after we gave her the Mr. Jones Triple!
Mr. Jones Triple by RVJ forever April 29, 2019

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch 

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.
The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

mr jones 

A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
mr jones by D A Freestyle December 9, 2008

Mr Jones 

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

mr jones 

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.
mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house
mr jones by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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