Mr Nipples
The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010
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Mr Nipples
Mr.Nipples is a tech teacher at bayless junior high with huge man boobs and you can see the nipples from his shirt
Mr Nipples by free bleach to drink December 15, 2016
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Poofy McNipples
A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.
Poofy McNipples by Ruairidh May 27, 2008
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