Definitions by Ruairidh

fingercuffed 

When you get handcuffed by the Rodgers and they slip the cheeky finger up your backwards bottom

Had a mad one this weekend, ended up getting "fingercuffed" by the police,

fingercuffed by Ruairidh October 13, 2016

Poofy McNipples 

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.

"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"

Poofy McNipples by Ruairidh May 27, 2008