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mr hanky 

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls
i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek
mr hanky by sporkness April 21, 2007

Mr.Hanky 

Mr.Hanky (The Christmas Poo) Originates on South Park, he is a talking piece of poo that appears on Christmas if you eat fiber on christmas eve.
Mr.Hanky the Christmas Poo, small and brown he comes from you
Mr.Hanky by Datahax December 6, 2004

Mr. Hanky 

It's Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo!
Mr. Hanky by Forum_4ever July 4, 2005

Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.
Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.

Mr. Hanky 

Baseball Pitch: A curve or sinker with a lot of movement.
After a wicked curve where the batter whiffs: "He gave him a little Mr. Hanky."

Mr. Hanky 

that tird from south park
Mr. Hanky is a tird! you should worship him.
Mr. Hanky by jingy93 December 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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