Moyses

He is a loving and caring person and will always find a way to make you smile. He is smart and treats you like a princess he makes sure that you are good and makes sure that you know you are loved by him. He is unique and someone that you would want to love for ever and ever. He is special and will always set the bar above the moon no one else is like him. His smile is the absolute cutest and his eyes just make you fall in love with him more any time you look at each other. He is perfect in every posible way.

Me:Omg guess who I just met a moyses

My friend: omg girl you’re so lucky I wish you the best

Moyses by Urfavgirl:) January 17, 2022

Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

mopsession by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012

Moises 

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability

Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.

Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015