A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.
Damion : dude , what was all that splashing?
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
by Damion Elliott June 08, 2007
When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
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