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mouseturd
A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.
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Mousetube • mouseturd • Mopetuber • mouseturbating • YouseTube • Mouse Beat • mouse rub • mouse the hook • Mouse Tug • mousse tub
mouseturbating
When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.
- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.
mouseturbating by treznik September 8, 2010
YouseTube
The pronunciation of the popular website name YouTube if you live in the northern area of the USA. Also includes other areas of the world that pronounce "you" in the local vernacular "youse"
Hey dudes, I uploaded our awesome party video to YouseTube?
Hey Arnie, did you see our trophy girlfriends video on YouseTube?
Hey Arnie, did you see our trophy girlfriends video on YouseTube?
YouseTube by Paul W. Puckett February 1, 2008
Mopetuber
At one point back in 2017 and 2018 Mopetubers actually put time, effort, and creativity to make quality content for their viewers, (iXPLODE and iStealth), but if you search mope.io in the YouTube search bar now, all you will be able to see is a bunch of clowns who learned how to make titles from Seagullz. The standard for mope content is so low now that it's hard to find a single mope video that isn't a 10-minute long fart joke. Of course, since the mope.io community/fanbase is mostly made up of 8 year-old kids who got tired of playing fortnite, they put idiots like Noobhimself into the spotlight, while actually talented people like Chippy and Dreamer stay low and unpopular. I guess flashy effects, fart noises and spelling crab as "crap" is all it takes to get 30k subs now.
Me: searches mope.io on YouTube
* "Will Baby Panda Find his Mom & Dad in MOPE.IO ? MOPE.IO STORY PART 2" pops up from mopetuber NH*
Me: hm *curiously clicks*
*skips to the middle of the video*
* "omg dad!!!" "omg son" "SONNN" "omg where did u left me" "BUT WHERE IS MOMMY PANDA OMG?!! we need to find her" *dramatic music intensifies in video*
Me: What the actual f*ck
*Goes and chugs a gallon of bleach*
* "Will Baby Panda Find his Mom & Dad in MOPE.IO ? MOPE.IO STORY PART 2" pops up from mopetuber NH*
Me: hm *curiously clicks*
*skips to the middle of the video*
* "omg dad!!!" "omg son" "SONNN" "omg where did u left me" "BUT WHERE IS MOMMY PANDA OMG?!! we need to find her" *dramatic music intensifies in video*
Me: What the actual f*ck
*Goes and chugs a gallon of bleach*
Mopetuber by wedidntstartthefire September 18, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.