Mount Saint Mary

An all girls catholic school in Watchung, Nj. Full of hot girls who are actually smart. They can choose whichever guy they want because they go to mount, but they are very selective and only choose the finest delbarton and seton hall prep guys. Every guy from saint joes wants them but they are too good and holy. Way way way better than Oak Knoll.

Tom: Yo congrats on your new girlfriend she’s hot. Where does she go to school?
Ryan:S-
Tom: Naw dude I already know she goes to Mount Saint Mary, she’s too hot to go to Oak Knoll

Mount Saint Mary by wiitennis January 4, 2019

Mount Saint Mary

Mount Saint Mary is an all girls catholic highschool in nj. All the girls there are super chill and the majority are pretty. There are a few oddballs though.... Mount girls are preferred because they are no where near as dramatic as the other girls schools.

Boy 1: Damn she’s cute... does she go to oak knoll?
Boy 2: nah she’s too chill... she must go to Mount Saint Mary

Mount Saint Mary by osnwjdoelw January 3, 2019

Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.

Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...

Mount Saint Mary by lacrosseboss November 4, 2021

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The Party Scene
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.

Tiki Dance
Christmas Dance

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Big Bertha April 10, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by To the Mount! April 4, 2008

mount saint mary's university 

probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.

timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.

mount saint mary's university by fuckit December 14, 2008

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Where everyone knows your name....and your business. This small campus provides a taste of everything. You got the preps, the hicks, the potheads, and gangstas (aka the lax team the rugby team the baseball team and the basketball team) in that order. Now of course you find the ever so dominate group on a catholic campus "God-squad" who going to church everyday is like breathing. The Mount is a beautiful campus and does provide an excellent education among other things.

rides around the mountain
quad
MIA

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Susie April 10, 2005